Total recall

Things my 8-year-old son has said to me this week that I will totally be reminding him he said when he is 16 and making me batshit insane:


Thanks for waking me up early so I have more time to ride my bike.

I love living with you. Can I still live with you when I grow up?

Do you have any chores we can do?

Sit closer to me.

Can we go running together?

My school is really good, huh? We learn a lot there.

Don't forget I need to wear sunscreen.


Holy crap, you guys. Sometimes I really like having kids.