Sunday, February 3, 2013

Welcome to shallow

Today's column in the Times Free Press is all about what a shallow jerk I am. Well, that and how I never realized I'm a shallow jerk until very recently.

So today's column is all about what a shallow jerk I am, and also about how pathetically lacking I was in self-awareness until very recently. But all of that is OK because I manage to make a joke of the whole thing. It's kind of funny.

Which I guess means I'm a shallow jerk lacking in self-awareness who remains defiantly flippant about the entire mess. Go team.