Today's TFP column is about a weekend I spent with a bunch of people I'm related to and the people they're related to and well, you get the idea.
Lord, y'all, I'm turning into my mother. But hey, I could do a whole lot worse.
|Halloween in the playroom. Some of these children are mine. Most of|
them are not. As long as they stay upstairs, I like them all just fine.
|Threesome. Hell, yeah.|
|The dining room -- don't touch it!|
|The living room -- don't touch it!|
|The beach -- don't touch it!|
|Jack in a fancy car of some kind, practicing for life in the driver's seat (of a Honda CRV).|